March 1st, 2000 -- In Fives
I'd like to thank my buddy Urbane for this gag. I was working at a copy center at the time, and people asking for change was a regular thorn in my side. Urbane was hanging around one day and suggested this novel response.
Can I ask you about fuzzy cuffs?
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September 28th, 2008
Alas will be back for the month of October. How can I let a Halloween go by without her?
March 4th, 2008
Within 24 hours, Bauhaus releases a new album (inspiring my inner black-hearted Goth), and Gary Gygax passes away (crushing my inner magic-user geek). What up with that, world?
February 19th, 2008
I'm getting better-- the arrival of nearly 40 lbs. of temple oranges bodes for the return of full health. I'm genki enough that I'm trying out some really weird things this week-- expect amateur attempts at illustration stunts instead of plot. The blue pencil really has me trying things out.
